The Big Budget 2011 :)

‘This is my blog and I get to speak first, yaay ‘exclaimed Ananth .Flexing his muscles he said ‘it takes nearly a month and 2 hours a day at the gym for the biceps to grow by an inch, how do people decide about how they are going to manage the country’s finances in a matter of 2 hours on the 28th of February?’



When Raghu Ram of MTV was questioned, turning down the volume of ‘Sheila ki jawani’ playing the background he shouted ‘What’s the use of a budget session when the opinion of the youth isn’t taken in to consideration at all’ clearly showing that he belonged to generation ‘X’ or ‘Y’ or ‘Z’ .Even the youth of India are confused which alphabet is to be used while representing themselves.

Talking about the youth, when the students of Princeton Review (GRE ,GMAT coaching center)were asked what their thoughts on the budget were, one of them replied ‘Budget, you mean Indian budget, you gotta be kidding me man’. The others laughed their asses off jostling American Idol and America’s got talent DVD’s at each other.

Aspiring fast bowler Vinay Kumar said ‘To be frank, I really don’t know much about the economy and the finances but I can surely bowl no balls in a more authentic manner than that Mohammad Aamir , which fool oversteps like that?’ he winked .Vinay added that a ball is called a no ball if the bowler changes the side of the wicket from which he bowls without notifying the umpire, showing off his cricket trivia yet again.
An angry Abhilash B R fumed ‘This Rahul Gandhi is a totally useless fellow. Let him take up some ministry and set an example as to how the country is to be governed, ask him if he is able to understand what the finance minister is speaking?’ An animated Arnab Goswami observed ‘This is for the 3rd time that Abhilash has attacked Rahul Gandhi on Ananth’s blog. He opens his mouth wherever he gets to express his opinion free of cost’.
Rakhi Sawanth tried to revamp her image in the media by speaking something completely contrary to what the reporters expected from her . When asked her about her take on the Budget 2011 she said ‘You mean , inflation , deficit , surcharge , cess , sensex , bull , bear , swan and budget eh?’ picking up some keywords that geeky morons spoke on CNBC TV 18 spoke while studying bar graphs and ever changing saw tooth waveforms . Rakhi Sawanth added ‘I will assimilate, accumulate and analyze every ‘B’, every ‘A’, every ‘J’, every ‘E’ an every ‘T’ of the budget ‘once again showing why she is the darling of prime time television.

Ujjval Nikam as usual showed a victory sign thinking that reporters went to congratulate him for the 26/11 case .No one has approached Jackie Shroff for comments. Karan Johar wanted to play a rapid fire round with the finance minister but the show was called off since Pranab’s replies were dead slow , Sonia Gandhi slammed Karan Johar stating that the Coffee or Koffee hamper was too classy and dint go well with the austerity drive of the Indian national congress.