Akhileshwar's roti maker

On the evening of 26th Akhileshwar received a rude shock
when lousy morons discussing post budget analysis on the idiot box
said consumer goods prices would go spiraling up
he thought ,‘The finance minister has a servant to knead the dough
another servant to make them into round balls
the 3rd servant would put them on the stove and make rotis of 30cms diameter
but I, I am simple mediocre Akhileshwar
He switched on the telebrands channel
and noted down the number of the shop that sold roti maker
a young lady in an anglicized tone said
‘6 rotis in 2 minutes’
Akhileshwar wondered ‘What’s the connection between Yankees and chapattis?’

4 months from now Akhileshwar
will be heading to the university of Texas for his post graduation studies
Akhileshwar thinks that he’ll hog the limelight in the Indian community
as he can make the best rotis
No cholesterol , no calories
All the Indian girls will ask him to throw a roti party
He can prepare them even if he were in disaster struck Haiti
4 years down the line , he can show off this priced procession , this little treasure
to his wife who’s probably going to give a friendly punch to his tummy
treat him like the Pillsbury mascot and say ‘Cho Chweet’

Akhileshwar waits for his roti maker that he booked on the evening of 26th
He’s even cancelled his tickets of ‘Karthik calling Karthik’
It’ll be home delivered in a few hours from now.