Monday, January 24, 2011

How Sreeshanth got dropped , dropped and further dropped

Thanks to Abhilash B R for editing this article and offering some great suggestions

Sreeshant tweeted "I am heartbroken but no worries, time will come my way... Will keep giving my very best to the game no matter how small my chances are. I truly believe in God”.



Chairman of selectors Kris Shrikanth, when asked the reason behind dropping Sreeshant said,” When milk is easily available in the market, why should we purchase cows”.
Sreeshant tweeted “Can I go mad, just stark, raving, mad?”
Kris Shrikanth once again tried giving a funny reply and as usual it failed to evoke any laughs.
He said, “ Sreeshant’s mind is like that of Gajhini’s. Sometimes it forgets where to go, once it has decided to act in a particular manner then we shouldn’t be stopping it”

Sreeshant slapped himself once on the right cheek and then again on the left cheek and repeated this action 222 times and posted this video on Facebook. Sources say that this is an act inspired by the famous ‘Shantam Paapam’ action where old ladies cross their arms and pat their cheeks to do away with sins, a patented act of the Kerala Old Ladies Association (aka KOLA). Sources also added that Harbhajan Singh created 67 different profiles and has liked this video that’s been put up.
In the meanwhile Rajdeep Sardesai expressed shock on hearing Sreeshant’s story and even dropped the Natraj 2B pencil that he held in his hand. Others present on the show to discuss about this issue were, thinker philosopher and dreamer Ananth (that’s what he likes to call himself though no one agrees), Aamir Khan and Mandira Bedi. Ananth as always goofed it up by saying ‘’I feel really bad for the young Kerala pacer. I am so traumatized that I for a brief instant of time I stopped thinking as to why Moonmoon Sen, the Bengali actress has 2 moons in her name’’. Aamir Khan when asked how Sreeshant would be feeling didn’t reply as he had sunk himself deep inside Sreeshant ‘s shoes
and was already in a mini depressed mood. Mandira on the other hand was the only one who spoke something sane. She said that people should leave the past behind, not worry about what others say and continue to work hard. She also added that she’d continue to display her cleavage and speak the wrong things at the right time no matter what people say.

A hope for Sreeshant campaign will be held later this month. Famous fast bowlers Dodda Ganesh, Manoj Prabhakar and Laxmipathi Balaji will join Sreeshant. Other cricketers expected to join this campaign are Chateshwar Pujara, Vinod Kambli, Ganguly and Mohd Kaif. The candle light campaign will start from the India Gate and will continue all the way till the Feroze-shah Kotla stadium where the candles will be placed on the pitch. BCCI authorities have given their nod saying that since Kotla cannot be used for any other purpose it can be made use of for such useless causes.

Kannada cine star Ravichandran, well known for giving the Sandalwood Industry a recent blockbuster titled ‘Naariya Seere Kadda’(translated as 'He stole the women's saree'), said ‘’All is not lost for Sreeshant. He can act and dance; I can offer him a role in my movies’’. Ravi Mama, as his fans know him also added that he has a strong Kerala connection since most of his directorial ventures were inspired by the famous movies of her highness Shrimathi Shakeela.

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