Virat Kohli said ‘We dedicate the world cup to Sachin Tendulkar. He’s the god of Indian cricket. With a stature that he enjoys in the cricket crazy nation, humility is almost impossible. But that’s what makes this man so special, Impossible ain’t a word for him! He’s been playing for more than two decades now, and has been a true cavalier throughout. Controversies are a rare artifact in his unbelievably long career.’
Virender Sehwag added ‘We dedicate the world cup to Sachin Tendulkar. He’s the god of Indian cricket. With a stature that he enjoys in the cricket crazy nation, humility is almost impossible. But that’s what makes this man so special, Impossible ain’t a word for him! He’s been playing for more than two decades now, and has been a true cavalier throughout. Controversies are a rare artifact in his unbelievably long career.’
‘Well , as of now , we really don’t know if the real trophy has been handed over to us or the fake one .I suppose the real one is still with the customs. So , I wouldn’t want to comment about whom to dedicate the world cup to ‘ chipped in Gautham Gambhir , trying to break the monotony in the “ dedicate world cup to Sachin “ speeches
When a reporter asked M S Dhoni , why everybody was talking about Sachin Tendulkar and not about the millions of Indian fans throughout the world who’ve been relentlessly supporting the team , Dhoni said ‘The cricket fans are fickle minded . When you are winning they cheer you or else they jeer you . Now that the world cup is in our hands , they are creating a huge hullabaloo or else they only boo , boo and boo. Wow , I just made so many rhyming sentences on the spot’, signed off Dhoni with a mischievous smile on his face’
When Sachin Tendulkar was asked that the rest of the members wanted to win the cup for him , whom did he want to dedicate the cup to , Sachin cheekily replied ‘I dedicate this world cup to Gulzarilal Nanda’. Sources say that this was a killer move by Sachin Tendulkar to divert the attention of the youth of India off Poonam Pandey and motivate them to google out information about this rather low-key Prime minister . Sources say that the trick had worked as Youtube searches were flooded with requests of Gulzarilal Nanda’s speech at the International Labor Conference at Geneva , Switzerland in 1947.
Munaf Patel sitting quietly in a corner when asked if Poonam Pandey’s offer motivated India to play harder , he said ‘ Well , instead of she going nude , she should first come and undress me .I smell so bad . Someone , motivate me to go and have a bath please!!! ‘ pleaded the medium pacer. A reporter said ‘if you dont, maggots will start inhabiting your body. Seriously. They might have already.’ Munaf seemed undeterred . Another added ‘ I Heard this amazing story on the BBC about a bloke who got fed up with showering and decided to give it up. In a while moss grew on his feet, and he ended up rooted in a flower pot in his mother´s living room. Feeing inspired? ‘ . Munaf flaunting the 2nd expression of boredom on his face said ‘Still doesn’t help’. Sources say that he has only 2 expressions the first being ‘boring’ and the second ‘extremely boring’
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