Sunday, March 13, 2011

Mantri mall - the next big thing


With the recent political unrest in Egypt and the Tsunami in Japan , Mantri mall in particular and Malleshwaran in general will soon become the world’s most visited location reported Bangalore Mirror

‘Absolutely ridiculous’ shouted image processing professional Abhilash B R at his laterally inverted image on the other side of the mirror . ‘South Bangalore represents the urban elite , the IT revolution ,it’s got great restaurants , hang out places , theatre and drama , the pub culture , basically everything to keep people of all age groups entertained. There are so many people that it’s almost impossible to find a parking place for your cars on the weekends .We too have the Grauda Swagath mall in Jaynagar ‘pointed Abhilash , showing once again why he was Padmanabhnagar’s (Area close to Jaynagar) favorite son .’Bangalore Mirror’s articles are fake and manipulated, just like Rahul Gandhi’s speeches’ he added
‘This the 4th time that Abhilash has attacked Rahul Gandhi on Ananth’s blog’ said an usually observant Arnab Goswmi , hitting the nail on the wall yet again

Mallesh (the first four letters in his name suggest that he is a mall fiend) said that ‘Nowadays , every 50*80 corner site facing a main road is turned in to a mall . Throw in a Mc Donald’s and another shop selling T shirts and some electronic gadgets and you get a mall . By the way , if you wish to call GARUDA Swagat a mall , then one day you will call Lord Krishna Bank as the next Reserve Bank Of India’ adding the much needed comic relief to this rather serious issue

Mr.Srinivas , a resident of 10th cross Malleshwaram said ‘Ah Mantri mall is the best thing that could have happened to this area . After a cup of coffee and some yoga , I like to indulge myself in some retail therapy ‘ picking up half a kilo of tomatoes from the Spar Hypermarket . When asked about his opinion about the other malls in Bangalore Mr Srinivas opined ‘ That Sigma mall is a glorified double-decker coffin. As far as Forum goes , it should soon be giving Win Declare to Mantri’ he winked
Philosopher , thinker and dreamer Ananth (that’s what he likes to call himself) said ‘ Surely the ‘mall culture’ has captured the imagination of one and all. People have become more stylish , you can see everyone wearing their designer wear ,branded jeans , Gucci loafers , sexy stilettos and stuff like that but I still like to go to those little shops hiding in the alleys , those Kirana shops where you can buy knickknacks .

‘ Whatever be the influence of the malls , I still feel people should go and explore the tiny markets , there’s some sort of an Old world charm associated with these places’ added Ananth trying to sound different , independent minded and hoping to attract a lot of female attention

1 comment:

  1. Lol... though im unaware of most of the names of places, yet i enjoyed it!!!!

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