Looney talks

Well , if you are looking for something intriguing , humorous and fun then please go away . I f you want something sensational watch Aaj Tak . This blog is pretty boring, it’s not sad but it’s just about some stupid conversation on facebook that I had with my friend. This is just a manifestation of ramblings of an indolent mind.
If you still wish to read this then you are my kind and have a strong liking for pedestrian humor and tacky jokes. Yesterday night I was talking to my friend Anni and this is how the conversation continued


Anni: hi
Me: hi
Anni: So how boring is your life as of now?
Me: don’t ask the obvious, let’s speak something different
Whenever I am feeling low, I have devised a new mechanism to keep myself happy .i start wearing high heels . Okay this is just an example of many such bad jokes that are going to follow. On a more serious note, whenever I am depressed, I draw the picture of a train with a happy face and oval eyes that are half shaded. I first drew this picture in class 5 and my artistic haven’t improved ever since then. Okay, this blog isn’t going to talk about depressing stuff . Let’s get ahead with the conversation


Anni : what did you do today?
Me: Nothing much , I shaved and went to Dharmesh’s office
Anni: Who is Dharmesh?
Me: Even I dint know him until I met him toda
Anni: What the hell?
Me: Dharmesh is the guy who fixes computer problems . I dint know him until he gave a visiting card that read ‘Dharmesh’ in big bold letters . I only knew the name of his shop ‘Classic computer links’. He started with a shop that looked like a tiny beedi shop and today he has a whole floor for himself. He assembles computers, repairs them and has even employed 3 to 4 people
Anni: Wow inspirational (in a very sarcastic manner I suppose)
Me : What did you do today
Anni: I had a haircut
Me: Wonderful, in the computerized haircutting saloon eh?
Anni: No , in classic .(Classic men’s saloon) . The computerized haircutting saloon is damn stupid . They give you a normal haircut and only the bill is computer generated
( I wasn’t going to believe Anni)
Pestered him further
Me: Why are you so reluctant to adapt yourself to modern technology? Why have an age old haircut
Anni: It’s a new style , moderately cut in the middle and trimmed along the sides

Me: It’s called the Veg cut . I used to have it in class 6 . There’s another one where they cut your hair in the shape of a fountain . That is the mushroom cut

Anni: Can we stop discussing about Dharmesh and haircuts
Me: Okay
Anni: How bright do you think your career is going to be
Me: Don’t know , unless I go to Norway or any of the Scandinavian countries where the sun dosen’t shine for 6 months a year and it is going to be pitch dark every other place on earth is pretty bright. For a really bright career we can head towards the Caribbean islands where it is bright and sunny throughout the year

Anni: Dude did you take weed or something?
Me: Jain college rocks, weed rules!!!
This is one of the lines that I picked from a crazy website created by jain college students
The other lines include ‘Guru mama ,Activa , Shimogga, narsimha and diarrhea . Wah what a life!!!’
‘in math I got 69 ..39 i copied for right side partner and 30 from left side partner..i copied 20 marks from the front 1 but they were wrong..n m proud of it!shaka laka boom boom’
‘I love uday chopra and gay baboons’
I couldn’t stop laughing at these corny jokes

Anni: Guess what, I am getting free access to the internet due to someone else’s wi fi connection
Me: Oh the hot girl who moved in to the house next door eh?
Anni: Maybe , but the connection name says Lakshmikantha
Talking about hot girls and jain college , I must admit that 2 years in jain college were super fun. There were a hell lot of girls . Most of them were really pretty . There was some sort of aura around that place , that palpable atmosphere of traditional south Bangalore and the super slick jain chicks. Even the downmarket ducklings would put in a hell lot of makeup to blossom in to potential Cinderellas . The girls give you bird flu . For those of you who couldn’t understand what that line meant let me explain. meaning there's this radio station called fever 104 and they shout out 'fever fever fever' with a lot of euphoria and gusto , so i thought chicks (or hens) whatever giving u bird flu means they try to inject in u some kind of infectious desire /liking towards them

ok the explanation is too lame ,my mind has gone bonkers
hope u liked this goofy explanation
In jain college , I had a friend by name Shrikanth whom we used to call kantha due to lack of other nicknames that we could think of. so lakshmikantha = lakshmi+kantha
The girl’s name ( new neighbor) is lakshmi and her boyfriend’s name is Srikanth
Hey anni , we’ve cracked the code!!!!

Anni: Get lost weirdo! Guess what , I have some interesting news
Me: Even I have some great news to share, but you first
Anni: Okay , Mercedes Volvo buses from September 1st
What news were you talking about?
Me: Hey I was just kidding , trying to build up the excitement and create a zealous atmosphere
Anni :) :):) I knew for sure that there was a wicked wink behind this laugh of his , a cruel face that said ‘Will you shut up please’

Me: (Since I had to share some news) I said Krishna murty mayya and arpitha Sharma are now friends it seem. I don’t the last time they fought and became enemies but according to the current news that facebook is updating me with , both of them are finally friends
Anni: Thank god !!

Then Abilash came online
Me: hi
Abilash: hey

Me: hi
Abilash: hey

Me: how long are we going to continue like this? This symmetric conversation isn’t rhythmic

Abilash: we could have continued for ever

I finally bid goodbye to both anni and abilash
Ah!! Thank you facebook for providing so much of space for all these lousy conversations